He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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