hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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