Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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