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  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:48pm

    fuck fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck noish noish noish

  • 64 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:29pm

    This isn't half as bad as the other texts on a DRUNK TEXTING WEBSITE. Get over it and stop judging. Just read it and laugh.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by marciemayhem on Mar 19, 11 at 12:59am

    Here's hoping she stayed classy? Psh. Who am I kidding? (Hands over slut money)

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:09am

    Im willing to bet that most of the guys calling her a whore would sleep with her if they had a chance. Even if they knew she had a boyfriend.

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:48am

    whats your shipping address 1237

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:50am

    Don't do it, you'll make the Baby Jesus cry

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:30pm

    what a syphilitic cunt

  • 56 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:35pm

    5:25 whore in training?

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:21pm

    Wow 5:11 way to be a cunt. No one ever deserves to get raped. Karma is going to bite you in the ass.

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 3:52pm

    If you have never cheated then I say feel free to judge.

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:53pm

    proof positive that cock juggling thundercunts abound. THis is why divorce is worth every penny. This is why I am somewtimes an asshole to my current girlfriend, because my ex was a cock tasting champion level whore. I hope this particular whore gets syphillis of the anus. I hope she ends up on girls gone wild while her father is watching. She has the makings of a future stripper or porn site cock chugger. Have a lovely day

    • 45 64
      Submitted by kinggkongg on Dec 18, 10 at 10:56pm

      im new to this. are all the below comments from you?

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:12pm

    Boys are so goddamn stupid sometimes. This isn't the normal female, k. I laughed. I think she's a stupid whore, but I laughed.

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:56pm

    it is pretty depressing to realize how casually adultery is looked at, and how relationships have lost their true meaning of devotion to another partner, and are more about physical pleasure...which, if you're in a healthy relationship shouldn't be a problem, but damn.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:37am

    50 years ago any kind of sex, monogamous or not, would be scutinized. Now people are just bitching cause it's outside a 'relationship.' 50 years from now no one will care regardless. Sex is only equal to sex. Everyone is bitching either because they're not getting any, or because they dont beleive in it in general; in which case they should chop of their genitals and give them to someone who wouldn't take them for granted.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:36pm

    Holy mother of pearl. Y'all need to get your asses back to work.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:50pm

    Maybe he's a dick and she just found out he's been screwing around on her. Ever consider that??

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:47pm

    This is why being a couple is pointless. Adultery is o prevalent these days. Staying a bachelor means you get chicks and get to keep all of your shit.

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:49pm

    and this is why I'll never get married....

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:44am

    Gotta love how everyone is quick to judge.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:03pm

    Do you get tea bagged a lot?

  • 50 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:32am

    I truly despise the vast majority of my peers for this kind of bullshit

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:10am

    12:09 not me..never have/never will

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:49pm

    6:14! Nice reference!

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:42pm

    finally some tfln from PA and very likely Penn State! High 5, 5:26!

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:14am

    @ 1:50 Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent...

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:26pm

    squirting out of your ass is called incontinence and you really should have that looked at...........Rainbows!!!!!

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:25pm

    this girl is the reason why guys turn assholes and jerks and the decent girls pay for their stupidity and whoreness

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:07pm

    Will you blow me when I am taking a huge dump?

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:23am

    hahaha has anyone realized we're all arguing over some girls stupid text on a website we visit because our lives are kind of sad at the moment and we have nothing better to do... but i still think its funny.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:39pm

    if it were true it would be pretty sad

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:03pm

    and these are the same women that would be balling their eyes out over 4 gallons of Ben And Jerry's telling their friends what a dick he is for sleeping around on her....... ahhh hookers......wait no......whores are up front and honest...... skeezebags yes way more fitting.....

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:18am

    HAHA THIS SHIT IF FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:04pm

    This is the saddest tfln. Ever.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:43pm

    Thank ya 5:13 seriously guys do it, but he gets a high five. and I must add the poster of this is amazing, LOVES it <3

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:17pm

    dont hate the player hate the game what is this Yo MTV Raps circa 1995?

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:09am

    hahahaha...girls will be whores

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 12:13am

    date like a man so you don't get played like a bitch...lame quote. its the truth though

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:28pm

    mm I agree with 8:35 We can argue double standards for men and women all night long, and how guys are "legitimate" in the asshole transformation b.c. a girl did them wrong, but really people. just laugh.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:47pm

    girls are scandalous. Never trust one or you're an idiot.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:23pm

    4:18, 19, 21 are fucking hilarious!!!!! Never heard those expressions before, and love have ping pong paddles shoved in my ass till I squirt. Yay for me, rainbows

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:45am

    yeah! give him the $ now! I think it's funny. FUNNY

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:06pm

    I think this is the happeist TFLN ever, nothing cheers me up like a hot carl or tea bagging

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:00pm

    Whore or not, I giggled. I'd be willing to bet that at LEAST half the people that are calling her names have cheated on someone.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:59pm

    im a guy and use to cheat..then i stopped and girls started cheating on me ...this sounds like karma to me..

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:51pm

    depends on the price

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:01pm

    No matter what party is doing it, it's still wrong. An open relationship is one thing, but if either party is viewing the relationship as serious, then a talk or breakup is needed. Chivalry is not dead, just men need to stop and evaluate who they are dealing with to see if the woman deserves it. A cheater doesn't. Many men just don't even know how to be polite in general anyway, so many women view it as a thing of the past.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:22pm

    hahahahahahaahaahahaha 7:17, greatest reference on this site yet

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:17pm

    never bet on a woman to do the right thing

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:47pm

    Lucky boyfriend you got there.

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:19pm

    I would Birmingham Booty Call your ass til you squirted

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:40pm

    That is HYSTERICAL!!!

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:47pm

    fuck that noise. i bet he deserved it. guys can't do anything right.

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:25pm

    DUdes cheat on their girls all the time. All the sudden its terrible cause a girl is doing it? I think im gonna start cheating just to spite the whole male species

  • 34 53
    Submitted by kinggkongg on Dec 18, 10 at 10:54pm

    at least your being honest to someone. and how does this anonymous person comment on EVERY SINGLE TFLN? like 235432 times?

  • 37 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:44pm

    This chick is pretty rad

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:26pm

    Everyone, get over it. If "girlfriend" had been in this text instead of "boyfriend," no one would have cared because it's culturally acceptable for men to be promiscuous. F that. On a happier note, I support this tfln wholeheartedly. Represent Penn State and 6-1-0!!! I love it.

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:11pm

    Gosh, I am to the point where I could NEVER EVER fully trust a guy (and guys should not fully trust girls)... and people like this whore should be raped.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:04pm

    dont you threaten me with a good time 4:02

  • 41 71
    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on May 28, 10 at 10:44am

    fuck this girl

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:05pm

    4:53, im a girl, and i think i have just fallen in love with you...

  • 35 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:35pm

    the point is that we read other people's texts its great because its on here like any of you have had you're texts on tfln

  • 36 66
    Submitted by mchonbrown on Jul 25, 10 at 12:37am

    you fucking slut

  • 30 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:31pm

    I hope she gets AIDs, that'll teach her to be a loose whore.

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:02pm

    I will take a dump on your chin

  • 35 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:53pm

    maybe she should break up with him instead of letting another penis inside of her!!!! ever consider that Oh gee Billy was such a jerk to me........I know, I will go out and have random sex with everyone......that'll show him silly whore...

  • 36 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:45pm

    And people wondered why chivalry died. Right there, that's why.

  • 32 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:16pm

    Hahahaha this is awesome.

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:19pm

    5:05 this is 4:53 Thanks!

  • 35 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:13pm

    I love homo's especially when a pair of hairy ballz are resting on my chin

  • 32 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:01pm

    cheating is bad mMMMMKaaay

  • 33 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:52pm

    IF he was screwing around on her than I wouldn't think he would be referenced as "boyfriend", she would have left his ass. Ever consider that!