we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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