Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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