The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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