drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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