Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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