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  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:47pm
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    You know, I was first twice today, and I didn't go, "OMG firfstttttt!!!!" I do believe a thank-you is in order. Thumbs-up button will work. If you're not thankful, thumbs-down button on the right will suffice.

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:48pm
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    Frozen calories!!! Wooooo!!!!

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:22pm
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    I really, really wish this were true.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:46pm
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    You got the right idea 3:54 but actually semen has negative calories. It's kinda like that stuff that came out about ten years ago that absorbed fat before your body could but it turns out the stuff gave everyone the shits. The difference is that semen doesn't give girls the shits. Last best and first. -chuckLe

  • 48 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:05pm
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    Whomever told you that can be my new best friend!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:54pm
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    Semen has no calories, whore.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:19pm
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    it's true! calories are a measure of heat energy. ice cream is frozen = no calories

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 4:44pm
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    No, it doesn't. READ A BOOK.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:28pm
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    THUMBS FUCKIN UP...ABOUT DAMN TIME

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 3:11pm
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    YOU TRADED MY ICE CREAM FOR BEER??? - Drake

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 1:14pm
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    Pat yourself on the back much?

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 12:13pm
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    sender is an idoiot. poster is awesome!

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 8:55pm
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    Ice cream doesn't have ant calories in farmville. We post texts about how awesome that is. -farmer from farmville

  • 35 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 2:53pm
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    but i can't run half of my winamp visual thingys at full screen without jerking