K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just ate a handful of salt
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