I love black thongs
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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