ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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