Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
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We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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