called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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