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  • 61 35
    Submitted by StripperBot on May 8, 11 at 4:28pm
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    Never expect anything more from a stripper. They're there to make money not there to go hone with you.

    • 31 27
      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 1:32am
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      Talk to them find out who is in college, and not on meth. Find common ground and talk. Works better with a group of friends. Let her leave to make money as you aren't buying. And if she comes back you are a go. Be polite and treat her like a person. Ask before touching.

      • 20 34
        Submitted by opalquean on May 10, 11 at 2:59am
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        Wow. A reasonable, respectful suggestion of how to get into a girl's pants, that has a chance of actually working. I'm impressed. How is this on TFLN?

        • 22 30
          Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 3:17am
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          I laughed so hard when I read your response.

  • 49 34
    Submitted by Michguy on May 8, 11 at 5:24pm
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    Fool.

  • 39 41
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 9, 11 at 2:47am
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    Prostitution... You're doing it wrong!!

  • 29 21
    Submitted by captainC on May 8, 11 at 7:43pm
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    Newb

  • 38 42
    Submitted by KELSiii on May 8, 11 at 9:40pm
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    Ur an idiot .my girlfriends are strippers. boobs, coach purses, jewelry. They get it all from there customers.

    • 23 22
      Submitted by distinkt on May 11, 11 at 2:54am
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      girlfriends?

  • 26 25
    Submitted by nonphotoblue on May 10, 11 at 2:10pm
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    Look at it from her perspective; why would she stop taking your money?

  • 26 28
    Submitted by 209infidel on May 9, 11 at 7:40pm
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    haha dude you need to step up your game and not be such a douche

  • 32 42
    Submitted by JWynn57 on May 8, 11 at 3:12pm
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    Clearly he was talking about claiming "first".. You may not be bright but at least your username doesn't suck.. Oh wait

  • 26 31
    Submitted by Vulpus on May 9, 11 at 9:35am
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    Thats why you should always shop around for the best price

    • 31 30
      Submitted by StripperBot on May 9, 11 at 11:21am
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      If you're going to "shop around", don't go to a strip club. Discount strip clubs don't exist.

      • 22 29
        Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 4:16am
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        Obviously you've never been to Kentucky.

  • 16 18
    Submitted by Pancakefield on Dec 5, 11 at 10:12pm
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    Nice one, Holden Caulfield.

  • 24 37
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 9, 11 at 10:25am
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    If you paid her $400 you might have gotten a bj.

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Connor1134 on May 8, 11 at 2:22pm
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    First. First time I ever did this so don't hate.

  • 22 42
    Submitted by distinkt on May 11, 11 at 2:53am
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    you need a real hug:(

  • 19 40
    Submitted by BondDaddy on May 8, 11 at 2:57pm
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    You are pathetic. First time is no excuse for being a huge chode. I bet she is still laughing at your goofy ass