Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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