Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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