I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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so let's talk penis.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Randomize