You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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