Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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