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  • Submitted by carmencita on Nov 16, 10 at 3:34pm

    A glass of twat?

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      Submitted by iowawashington on Nov 16, 10 at 4:04pm

      I wanna go to the bar you go to. I've never seen that served by the glass but I'm in!

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        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 16, 10 at 8:31pm

        I'll DRIVE.

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    Submitted by suspicious on Nov 16, 10 at 3:54pm

    lmao somebody who had a really really good night

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    Submitted by Apollyon89 on Nov 16, 10 at 11:00pm

    This is legit, my roommate sent this, I had to hide my vodka because he was drinking it all, then he attempted to instigate a no pants party and danced around with a blowup doll.

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      Submitted by Apollyon89 on Nov 16, 10 at 11:10pm

      Nothing like CoD zombies and booze!!!!!

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    Submitted by smh on Nov 17, 10 at 10:38pm

    i drink a big glass of wat every day.

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    Submitted by nightlithium on Nov 23, 10 at 12:15am

    "and give me, and give me a glass of wat--" *pukes* "and just... start a business."

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    Submitted by Hoychick on Nov 20, 10 at 4:30am

    Next line....dude I just Puked on the dog

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Nov 16, 10 at 3:32pm

    Who actually texts like this?

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      Submitted by RyanM on Nov 16, 10 at 5:49pm

      ...someone who is actually drunk? for faking it, thats who.

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      Submitted by KristenJ on Nov 16, 10 at 6:42pm

      I do when I'm drunk - the percentage of words misspelled is in direct relation to my level of drunkenness.

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        Submitted by jrrrr32 on Nov 16, 10 at 9:30pm

        actually i have less misspellings when im drunk cause i spell check like its my job

        • Submitted by Puno on Nov 17, 10 at 10:09am

          I feel you brother, it doesn't even make sense to me but I do it too.

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            Submitted by jrrrr32 on Nov 18, 10 at 2:46pm

            like i do grammer and everything right, its kinda crazy how genious i am

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    Submitted by 1640 on Nov 17, 10 at 9:56am

    I wanna party with this person!! I wanna not be able to text like that lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 10 at 9:33pm

    I think he or she meant to say a glass of water

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    Submitted by NataSept on Nov 16, 10 at 7:41pm

    a glass of WHAAAAA?

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    Submitted by imbeastmode on Nov 17, 10 at 11:15am

    Hell yeah! Double fisting like a champ!!!