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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:28pm

    @4:12 and what sounds more like a pothead than someone who thinks they're a wizard? I'm a TFLN'er and a MLIA'er AND I smoke weed

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:28pm

    Charles Rutherfors thinks it's ok to share what really happened, you where getting banged out by Leroy and Tyrone, ur mom not being the jelous type said she would finish them off with crack

  • 96 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:59pm

    win. such a win. you have an awesome mother.

  • 86 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:05pm

    @4:48, you are right, MLIA is so "pg". TFLN, FML, TWSS Stories, and F my sex have stories that are better and funnier than MLIA stories

  • 86 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:32am

    let's not fight! IT'S A WIN!

  • 90 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:49pm

    your mom was probably getting high too=]

  • 92 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:10pm

    sounds like tfln meets mlia

  • 85 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:52pm

    so im pretty sure I sent this text to someone a few years ago when i was still in college. she knew exactly what was going on.

  • 86 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:28pm

    Its ok I had a giant cock in my ass the whole time I was talking to you. -your mom

  • 91 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:06pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 88 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:44am

    Hi son, it's me, Mom.

  • 81 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:30pm

    that is fuckin EPIC man...

  • 87 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:11am

    all you guys can go fuck yourselves

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 2:04pm

    no you didnt send it....because you arent me and this just happened a few weeks ago...but continue to make yourself feel good by thinking someone actually remembered your text and sent it in hahahaha

  • 86 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:03pm

    That's an understanding mother right there

  • 89 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:24pm

    the last part (she apologized ...) does sound like an mlia ending, this post is still hysterical

  • 84 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:04pm

    936 stfu. You killed it

  • 79 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:04pm

    i wish that was my mom!!

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:59pm

    This one is messed up on so many different levels...

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:54pm

    Dude ur mom is in deep denial! -BTK

  • 75 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:48pm

    it doesnt matter what website you post at you can still smoke weed...stop judgeing mee.=[

  • 67 71
    Submitted by adam030192 on Jun 12, 10 at 12:04am

    Is it possible this is staged? I mean obviously the reciever of the text would know what time it is. 'Course now that I think about it, it might have been just in case the reciever had his/her phone off. Still, that mother reminded me of my aunt

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:19pm

    Been there many times. Hope to go back again.

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:11pm

    Oh, I get it! Its funny because the Mom thinks he is an Angel but really he is not! -Jeff

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:36pm

    I'm guessing his mom thought he was sick or napping, not that he was getting high so that doesn't mean she's a "cool" mom, just that she's considerate and cares about him.

  • 77 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:25pm

    4:12 (a) go kill yourself. That'll do the whole world a favor.

  • 63 74
    Submitted by stitcheslove on Nov 28, 10 at 3:08pm

    I'd be very surprised if this wasn't posted by someone I know. XD