roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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