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  • 85 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:59am

    in soviet russia. christmas tree fucks you

  • 83 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:04am

    My old girlfriend told me her hymen broke while she was riding a horse. When I asked her which side of the horse she was riding she didn't think it was too damn funny.

  • 83 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:53pm

    If two adults what to fuck and both are consenting who cares? Just be smart about it and protect yourself. Seriously all this bullshit calling chicks "whores" and "sluts" is old.

  • 79 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:16pm

    Loosing your virginity is considered sexual intercourse with another live person-look up the legal, legit definition. A women can break her hymen if she wears tampons for chrsit sake, so that means she is not a virgin?

  • 71 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:48am

    And he knows how that's like why?..

  • 77 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:49pm

    Jesus saves, but does he recycle?

  • 75 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:27pm

    5:04 - as long as guys are trying to have sex with girls, then they are whores too. You can't have double standards, shit for brains.

  • 82 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:46pm

    lmao! im suppose to be doing my cyber skool work but i decided to read tfln and this made me die laffing and my mom yelled at me for not paying attention to my work-_-

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:54pm

    Your vagina probally smells like a turtle tank

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:44pm

    Nah, 5:09, I'm certain that it's douchebag guys that are whores; and not only are they whores, but are usually infested with STD's which they pass on to the so-called "sluts" whom they have to get drunk or drug up in order to sleep with them :D

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:13pm

    That means u need to trim that pine-needled puss up!

  • 75 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:42pm

    i wish my bad 1 liners got on here

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:10am

    THAT IS HILARIOUS, OP. SIMPLY HILARIOUS. - Kayden

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:03pm

    LOL...well at least it's a little variety in the first department......

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:58pm

    A dildo is a cock, if u fuck a dildo then ur virginity is gone...

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:08pm

    My girl Julene loves guys to fuck her in the ass GO 317

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:12pm

    @5:10- Dildos don't count because that's masturbation, not sex.

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:44pm

    I'm sorry, I meant @ 6:09

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:21pm

    6:54 turtle tank! LMFAO

  • 73 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:09pm

    Guy's that have sex with a lot of girls are cool and awesome. Girls who have sex with a lot of guys are stupid whores and that's fact

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:08am

    I'm going with stinky Mexican cunt

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:48pm

    U freaking moron Just bc u break a hymen doesn't mean ur not a virgin

  • 73 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:21pm

    Oh my god @5:04. I get it, since the op is a girl who is having sex, she's a whore and the guy she's referring to couldn't possibly be her boy friend. Way to be a fucking idiot!

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:51pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:07am

    I am Maria. Rosa has AIDS. I will suck cock and clean your house for 20 pesos a week! Just don't tell Immigration Services.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:07pm

    Like cock and fingers

  • 71 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:11pm

    Well on one thread I read in here every girl who has a one night stand has been raped.

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:06pm

    I love it in the ass

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:18pm

    Well, ho ho ho (as in laughs)! Merry Christmas!

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:30am

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:34pm

    @5:13 you are so epically wrong it's scary. Breaking your hymen does not determine your virginity. It's possible to break your hymen doing many things, including regular exercise. That doesn't make you a non-virgin.

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:24am

    1:04 - HAHA! props... thats fucking epic XD But on a serious note, virginity is determined by sexual intercourse. without it you = virgin.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:36pm

    you could take off the bling and stop wearing evergreen perfume...

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:21am

    stay classy, south bend

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:04pm

    Well at least you're still a whore.

  • 61 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:13pm

    Season's Greetings! :D

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:00pm

    NĂºmero UNO bitches!!!

  • 60 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:13pm

    5:12 it still breaks the hymen so it is losing ur virginity

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:05am

    I am Rosa. I will clean your house and let you fick my ass for 20 pesos a day!

  • 58 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:48pm

    If she's like fucking a xmas tree, that skinny bitch should eat a sammich and buy a damn razor!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:10pm

    I wanna lose my virginity but I'm not sure how I should go about it, will a dildo work?

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:07am

    the OP is either a niggah or a stinky Mexican. Not even white trash wear that kind of crap

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 5:05pm

    I prefer the "walls virginity is mine" one

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 7:15pm

    7:11 that's insane lol

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:06am

    What with this Miguel shit ..?

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:42pm

    Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11