I cockslap morals
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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