Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize