Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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