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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:25am

    Bullshit she is. She's an insult to women everywhere and the biggest reason for republicans losing the 2008 election. Best political txt ever.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 5:12pm

      No, George W Bush and a Wall Street crash are why the Republicans lost. Palin was a gamble to get McCain back into the game that went poorly. That said, how do you get the "insult to women everywhere" thing?

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        Submitted by MzelleM on Feb 18, 10 at 3:59am

        For numerous reasons, including things like how she was meant to be "taken seriously" while propagating the nickname "sexy Sarah" and how the whole right wing told Hilary to stfu when inappropriate comments were made about her hair and wardrobe, but it was "sooo unfair" to analyze Sarah's look.\nOr the number of universities she had to go to to receive one undergraduate degree. Or the fact that her degree is in journalism and yet she was unable to say which newspapers she

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          Submitted by MzelleM on Feb 18, 10 at 4:01am

          ... reads. Just for a start.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:29pm

    "wahhh, liberal agenda! Wahhh, the media! Wahhhhh, wahhhhh!" get over yourselves and admit that bitch is dumber than a soup sandwich.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:41pm

    In Soviet Russia, we can see Sarah Palin from our house.

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      Submitted by 45ACP on Jul 13, 10 at 9:18pm

      The Soviet Union collapsed before anyone knew who she was. So good day sir, and fuck you.

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        Submitted by Sgt_Ginger on Nov 8, 12 at 11:07pm

        Dude. It's a joke. Chill the fuck out.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:40am

    10:29 is willfully ignorant. We hate because SHE can't speak intelligently about the issues. She clueless, incompetent, and clearly only in politics for the attention, thus making her theatrics funnier and worth less of our credulity.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:01pm

    My President is black.

    • 32 56
      Submitted by 45ACP on Jul 13, 10 at 9:24pm

      Your president is half white, 6.25% black, and 43.75% Arab.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:50pm

    Just in case none of you are aware, this "amazing woman" left her position as gov of Alaska to write a book and do a book tour. As alaskans I think we have the right to rag on her a bit. If you don't Luke it, don't read it. End of problem.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:41pm

    Why, she's as useful for this country as a screen door on a submarine!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:47am

    10:29... I might not be able to speak on the issues, but then again I wasn't running for the 2nd highest political position in one of the most powerful countries in the world.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:06am

    Love that it's an ak area code

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:53am

    i think that all the people bitching about "liberal agendas" and how if they posted something from the "other side" it wouldnt get posted (on a TEXTING site) might be broadcasting to the wrong demographic..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:20am

    She writes talking points on her arm because she wants to convince the American people she's too good for a teleprompter. Oh and her stripper boots really suit her...

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    Submitted by wide907 on Dec 2, 10 at 11:27pm

    Woo!! That's the first AK text I've seen!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:42pm

    @4:22 yeah but that cunt wants to run for president. If she wins I know plenty of people, including me, that would be moving to Canada. Gotta love liberal California. :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:09am

    If it's po dunk Kentucky they'd be for palin. Rednecks don't vote their values... Only their brainwashed republican convictions.

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      Submitted by 45ACP on Jul 13, 10 at 9:29pm

      “A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.” Don't call Republicans brainwashed.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:50am

    10:47 you think vp is the second highest political position in our country?? Now that's funny!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:42am

    Don't get me wrong, I hate the liberal agenda, but Palin is an idiot.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:19am

    U all ate fucking liberal democrats, doesn't surprise me! In the least

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:40am

    Haha are you kidding? Sarah palindrome is a joke . If she had ended up as VP, I would have been so embaressed for our country. The democrats aren't any better tho. Fuck em all.

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      Submitted by blueyedgrl108 on Sep 3, 10 at 1:43am

      Fuck politics and the government lol.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 2:25am

    I will vote for her if she shows ger tits! After all getting naked is all woman are good for, you lieing filthy whores!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:41pm

    Fuckin awesome 907 all the way

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:52pm

    I can see Russia from my house! :D Hahaha, stupid twat. Joe 6-pack can go suck his 6 inch dick!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:09am

    hahahah Palins a dumbass who doesn't know anything and is a joke to the political world.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:19am

    In soviet Russia we hope you elect that stupid MILF

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      Submitted by 45ACP on Jul 13, 10 at 9:22pm

      Had the U.S.S.R. never collapsed, they would love Obama. Most Russians today love him. Putin is one of his biggest fans.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by lernington on Feb 17, 10 at 11:02am

    NAILIN PALIN!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:48pm

    Fuck republicans. Fuck democrats. Louis black said it best, "our political sytem is like a bowl of crap looking at itself in the mirror." people need to just think for themselves instead of siding with a party and voting for who they are told to vote for.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:51pm

    Hey 6:50, I don't Luke it at all. Dummy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:42am

    Another political text all these texts are so fake

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:58pm

    Props 2:29 that's how to lay down the law hahaha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:40pm

    hate herrrrrr

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:29am

    Everyone who hates her can't speak on the issues but uses things that aren't a factor in hating on her.

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    Submitted by theLittleone on Mar 14, 10 at 3:51pm

    you guys dont even know. if you were from alaska you'd see how much of a piece of shit she is, and how she literally abandoned us once everyone started hating on her in the election.\n\nAK pride though, repppppin 907

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:19am

    Downvoted for posting political convo. This site is getting pretty weak.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:22pm

    It's funny that she holds no political office and everyone is still talking about her. Maybe we should worry about the ones in office.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:48pm

    1125 yeah so do a lot of people who work in prudhoe bay before he left you jackass

    • 55 58
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 5:07pm

      Yeah, but it's not nearly as funny when you admit you're talking about her husband.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:45pm

    Don't complain about liberal vs. Conservative. I find it ignorant of people not to keep an open mind even if they don't necessarily agree with the other party. If you don't like it, keep it to yourself. And just for the record, I am NOT some drunken college idiot who doesn't care about anything. So you can keep that stereotype to yourself.

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Feb 19, 10 at 1:14am

    and its from alaska! amazing

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:58pm

    Ak pride

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:25am

    I know someone who fucked her

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:03am

    And I just realized, and you can totally make fun of me here, that palin 2012=Mayan apocalypse 2012. You'd think with all the big words I use I couldve thought of that

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    Submitted by americandanish on Jun 15, 10 at 4:09am

    I like to refer to her as Para Salin. Cause it's hilarious.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:41pm

    As a lifelong 907er it's a damn shame palin was swallowed by the machine. She's not the sharpest spoon in the shed but she was better than frank asshole murkowski and do nothing Tony knowles. Def not national material but she helped get the state back on track finanially and ethicly

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:27pm

    She's the reason we have a black president now

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:36am

    Wahhhhhhh

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:55pm

    She may have been attacked for issues that should have never been addresed; however, she is not what America needs. She needs to do another episode of SNL and entertain us in the manner she is good at.

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    Submitted by whiteboyblue on Feb 2, 12 at 11:12pm

    Makes me miss Alaska.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 11:28am

    5:29, I love you.

  • Submitted by welcometomiami on Feb 17, 10 at 9:16am

    second. sarah palin is a smart and intelligent woman.

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      Submitted by lernington on Feb 17, 10 at 10:58am

      HAHAHAHAHA about as smart and intelligent (which mean the exact same thing, dumbass) as a pitbull

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        Submitted by whyloginfirst on Feb 17, 10 at 11:13am

        Hey Now. :( That's insulting to pitbulls.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 6:26pm

    Sarah palin can suck my dick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:01am

    This was a good one, but I wouldve said Barack Obama- it just wouldve NEVER made it to any website because of the fact that all things media come from the evil left

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:22am

    12:02 - you just discredited your comments by misspelling 'write' as 'right'. Sarah Palin is an idiot, and so are you.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:59pm

    Man, Sarah Palin 2012 is frighteningly possible. And the whole tea party thing? That's just asking dumbshit questions when the answer is one step of logical process ahead. They ask why we bailed out big banks when they were the problem? Hey dumbshit, if we didn't, we'd be up to our jugulars in economic Armageddon. The strongest political movement right now is based on reasoning skills of a 6 year old

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:31pm

    Love the ak pride<333

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:08pm

    B-b-b-but she can see Russia from her house so she would have the wisdom.... na, that woman is dangerous.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 5:01pm

      It's truly amazing how memes spread. I mean, I know Tina Fey looks a lot like Sarah Palin, but you're using a SNL quote as though it was said by the actual politician. The real Palin just said that there were parts of Alaska where you could see Russia, which is a true statement(though not especially meaningful).

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:37pm

    Lol, nailing palin, yeah that would be great to have a porn after our president,, people should get an iq test before their aloud to vote or drive, and when you fail, ur killed or fixed so you can't be aloud to reproduce like rabbits and make more welfair idiots that I have to pay for,

    • 43 85
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 4:59pm

      Well obviously. After all, it's not like eugenics has ever gone badly, right?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:14am

    First

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:45pm

    Fuck obama. Palin all the fucking way!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:52pm

    11:41, it's sharpest TOOL in the shed you dumbfuck!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:02am

    And she is sooooo retarded. Like, not as an insult here, but as an adjective. She's admitted that she doesn't know why there are two Koreas, why we fought Gulf Wars, shit like this. Idc if you don't go to vote in 2012, but if you do, for the love of god, please, right in your own name. Cuz politics is kinda fucking hopeless.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:02pm

    ....and Sarah Palin is white...and a Conservative cunt.

    • 54 54
      Submitted by 45ACP on Jul 13, 10 at 9:27pm

      ...And you call us racists?

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    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 1:20pm

    There are many words I'd use to describe Palin, few of them complimentary, but "dirty" is not among them.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:44pm

    Tina fey wouldn't have been able to make fun of palin unless palin had already said all the stupid shit she said and been a political failure.

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      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 18, 10 at 12:59am

      Have you ever actually watched Saturday Night Live? If you haven't, let me fill you in. It's political satire. That means that they satirize politicians. All politicians, not just the ones who are really stupid. Palin was one of the two most talked about politicians in the country when that sketch aired - they'd have made fun of her if she was the love child of Abraham Lincoln and the Virgin Mary.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:33pm

    What about the fact that BO doesn't even know how many states are in the USA? Isn't that part of general elementary curriculum?

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    Submitted by shanaenae on Jun 20, 10 at 5:29pm

    What's the diffrence between her mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:00pm

    Nailin Pailin = da shiz

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:02pm

    She would still be 100 times better than obama

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      Submitted by Mrs_Green on Feb 18, 10 at 11:49pm

      Um where? in your room maybe. shes got the stripper boots. She belongs NO WHERE NEAR the White House, or any place of Politics. She cant even keep her daughters legs closed from becoming a lovely preteen mommy who spews abstinance. Please. Sarah Palin is a Joke. Plain and simple.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:23pm

    Haha wtf 12:59 if there was a person who was the love child of Abe Lincoln and the virgin Mary EVERYONE would make fun of him. Yeah I'm a republican and Im not afraid to admit that Sarah palin is an unqualified idiot who brings disgrace to the entire republican party. This text is hilarious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:20pm

    I agree with 12:02 she is the only politician That I can actually listen to... She is awesome!!! She fuck the haters!!!!

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:00am

    shes fuckin bomb!!!!

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:38pm

    We're ashamed of her. Blech. Stop withe whore look already - have some class, Palin! Barack Obama FTW

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 10:03am

    9:35 - you are a retard who probably lives in Podunk, Kentucky - that's why noone caters to you

    • 59 72
      Submitted by DrewSTL on Feb 17, 10 at 10:20am

      and you're probably an arrogant, elitist liberal east coast hipster. fuck off.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:35pm

    Hahaha BO, like body odor

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:55pm

    6:42 I hope she becomes president so people like you will leave. Eh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:29am

    This wasn't funny.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:19am

    Hahahahahaha

  • 50 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:24am

    Yo, sarah is sexy as hell

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:48pm

    12:37: your lack of spelling and grammar abilities makes you an idiot, too. Discuss

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    Submitted by YOURFUGLYSISTER on Mar 21, 12 at 9:06pm

    That should have been "Sarah Palin's Daughter"

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 7:48pm

    .....hilarious.....?

  • Submitted by DrewSTL on Feb 17, 10 at 9:35am

    i would like for once to just see something politically conservative on this website. it sucks how liberal agendas keep getting shoved into here, and never once is there anything from the other side. It's disgusting how the media destroyed Sarah Palin during her campaign. Most people don't actually know anything about her, but know that their supposed to hate her just because of SNL and other liberally biased media outlets. Get your facts, don't drink the kool-aid

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      Submitted by lernington on Feb 17, 10 at 10:56am

      no, we hate her because she's the female equivalent of bush

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      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 17, 10 at 5:16pm

      I'm a fairly conservative person, at least on fiscal/foreign policy issues, but I know that I'm in a tiny minority on TFLN. This is a site for drunken college antics, it's going to be liberal-dominated. If I want politics I like, I go read Megan McArdle or Bill Whittle, not TFLN.

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    Submitted by shanaenae on Jun 20, 10 at 11:10am

    She sux. What's the diffrence between Sarah palins mouth and her pussy? Only one retarded thing came out of her pussy!! Haha I'm a sick lady!

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    Submitted by Jsmith907 on Mar 7, 11 at 5:25pm

    Palins sexy as fuck