Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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