Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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