i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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