i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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