I feel great
I just peed on a car
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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