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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:08pm

    Damnit! I always get the ones with semen in the middle.

  • Submitted by R_E on Feb 14, 10 at 5:25am

    DUDE. She just said that BLOWING YOU is one of her two favorite things. You need to MARRY this girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:04pm

    Definatly new valentine.

  • 98 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:13pm

    Marriage candidate there.

  • Submitted by FBIRem on Feb 13, 10 at 11:20pm

    She wishes you were black.

  • 93 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:05pm

    Ooh man fuckin do it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:15am

    I've never sucked a dick and I'm not planning to any time soon but that actually makes it so much more appealing

  • 86 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:39am

    11:08 - Hilarious!!!

  • 83 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:36am

    I will trade you a $1,000 for her.

  • 86 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:55am

    All of you ppl making racist comments are clearly a lower class of human. Ultimately you have nothing better to say on here, or probably anywhere. You're probably insecure about yourselves so you pick on others for the modt pathetic reasons.

  • 81 76
    Submitted by AnalFuzz on Feb 13, 10 at 11:45pm

    marry that slut

  • 74 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:19am

    Webster hopefully?

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:11pm

    Thats awesome

  • 63 48
    Submitted by AnimeBabe on Apr 24, 10 at 2:46am

    that is so awesome

  • 73 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 5:45am

    Haha! NICE!

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:56am

    She's cheating on you with the chocolate man in the axe commercials -Tits Mcgee

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:00pm

    I so put chocolate sauce on my boyfriends dick and licked it all off messy though :/

  • 71 69
    Submitted by barless on Feb 14, 10 at 7:45am

    I don't even... How is this a question?! Definitely new valentine!

  • 71 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:19am

    Why isn't there a great night button?

  • 74 77
    Submitted by OMG_WTF_STFU_007 on Feb 14, 10 at 1:35pm

    there is no way that that can be a bad night

  • 68 66
    Submitted by Cflah21 on Feb 14, 10 at 1:05am

    Sounds delicious

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:14pm

    Dip it in Ranch!!

  • 68 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:33am

    Haha i don't bite on peaNUTs!

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:05am

    11:08 haha win

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:11am

    12:49 Just because she likes chocolate doesn't make her fat. Get your head out of your ass.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:41am

    Why would that be weird? Just make sure he chocolate cools after you melt it.

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:57am

    Sprinkle penuts on top, she would have bite thouse not a good idea

  • 68 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:25pm

    11:08 lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:57am

    that sounds amazing... I'm for new valentine!! tell her she can do it all the time if she wants.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:14am

    Lol my friend sent this we go to pepperdine

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 7:30am

    If I were here I would sprinkle some peanuts on top.

  • 64 72
    Submitted by LMA2442 on Feb 14, 10 at 1:15am

    prooobably a fairport girl from the 585 if it were my guess

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 9:27am

    Who ever thumb downed this is a ruhtard or just too jealous. But awesome. Keep her

  • 76 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:50am

    Racist ppl on here clearly are mentally retarted. Grow a brain u morons!

  • 57 61
    Submitted by grey249 on Feb 15, 10 at 7:26pm

    i've done that!

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:37am

    That sounds like a great idea! Thanx TFLN!

  • 55 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 13, 10 at 6:33am

    8:55- people who say stupid shit like that are always insecure because they can't take a joke. Lighten up asshole

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:01am

    When you say she i bet u ment HE

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:57am

    yummy!! wish my guy would do that.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:50am

    This post makes me a sad Panda... Getting my girlfriend to suck my dick would be like the second coming of Christ. At least she's "ok" at sex...

  • 59 71
    Submitted by asianpersuasion on Feb 14, 10 at 1:25pm

    I so lol'd

  • 69 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:49am

    I bet she's fat...however, I hear that fatties give the best head...probably because they have to...

    • 57 54
      Submitted by D2theAVID on Feb 14, 10 at 10:27am

      It's cuz they are hungry

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:07am

    8:50 Dump her.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:40am

    11:08, I love you.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by KneeHigh on Dec 16, 10 at 3:00pm

    this gives new meaning to a dick in a box. now it appears to be a normal chocolate log, but she takes one bite and BAM, instant bj

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 1:39am

    In soviet Russia I suck chocalate dick , then blow it, my two fav things... Happy vday, that's how I roll!

  • 47 58
    Submitted by janesaddiction on Oct 6, 10 at 7:20pm

    Exchange chocolate for caramel and I'm there

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:44pm

    11:08 = Priceless 11:33 = don't be jealous that you can't satisfy a woman with your tiny prick. They are nigg lovers cause they want a man that'll treat them right. Some men, like me, are blessed with bigger dicks than you. Some men, like you, are blessed with... Nevermind

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:06am

    This is like my dream to do, mmmm <3

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:31pm

    Dip it in Tabasco sause

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 11 at 9:14pm

    Omg! I did the same exact thing and he was all for it!

  • 63 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:03pm

    First.

  • 54 91
    Submitted by wtflolbbqsauce on Feb 14, 10 at 3:24am

    that's a keeper.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:08am

    She likes black dicks