He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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