U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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