Masturbation aside, it seems sort of dangerous to put something vibrating near your eye. I mean, it's easy enough to mess up and smear your mascara as it is.
Here's an idea, put the toys down (makeshift ones or not) and meet a guy, maybe pretend for a date or 2 that you don't want to jump him...then take him home and remember what its like to be touched with something without a battery.
It's perfect! "Things are sure slow here today at work, I'm gonna go touch up my makeup." "That guy across the bar is cute, I think I'll go touch up my makeup." And, of course, the classic... "Yeah honey, you were great, as always. I better go touch up my makeup."
Has anyone even seen the vibrating mascaras?? Those puppies don't pack nearly enough power to do such a thing. Maybe it's just me but I can't be blinked to a climax.
masturbation is not nasty, it's human nature. our GOD GIVEN BODIES (if that's what you believe gave them to us, personally i don't) were made to experience PLEASURE during sex, unlike *almost* every other mammal on the earth.
learn to enjoy your body, you'd be amazed at what it can do.
why would anyone want to use something you put on your EYE Lashes near ur vagina?? desperate much? go get a personal massager in the condom section and you wont have to use ur eye makeup for vaginal stimulation..rookies.
1. Please learn the difference between a dildo and a vibrator. Can't imagine wanting to shove a mascara wand up my cooch.
2. Do yourself a favor and go to a sex shop. Although, I have a sneaking suspicion that you're too young to go in.
A vibrating eyelash brush would have worked on me when i was like, oh, 10 years old maybe. Get a real vibrator. Personal massagers, as 1:01 said, are the best. They will ruin you for anything else, they're under twenty bucks, and you can buy em at wal-mart.
Yeah, you live in the Phoenix area for cryin' out loud! Go to Fascinations, they're all over the valley and they are the CLEANEST, least scary sex shop ever! Suck it up!
yeah, 2:11 wtf? If you are a guy, then you are jealous. If you are a girl, don't knock it if you haven't tried it. geez. It sounds like you need to get off once in a while. Cranky ass.
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