Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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