Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I'm always down for nudity.
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