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  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:12pm

    sounds like the rite of passage to unemployment

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:12pm

    No, not a rite of passage being an adult. It's a rite of passage of being an idiot.

  • 67 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:09pm

    If this is true, there are a lot of Mormons who will never be adults.

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:28pm

    how bout sleeping at his place and going to work the next day with his gf? close enough?

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 8:00pm

    Is fucking the co-worker worth it? There's a new guy I wanna bone, and I wanna bone him in the stock room, but, I haven't gotten a chance....any advice?

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 4:04pm

    Actually, a "right of passage" would be to know how to spell writ of passage. You all fucking fail. Also: this text isn't the least bit funny. Fuck you, TFLN.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:08pm

    Holy shit! Did this take place at AmericanTV?!? Because when I worked there this WAS a rite of passage, and 563 is the right area code:) Go QC!

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 12:29am

    shit... been there, done that. not a rite of passage at all.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:29am

    story of my liiiiiifffee...!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:24am

    There's nothing I love more than douchebags (404) who try to correct other people when they're even more fucked up than the original. Way to go, idiot.

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:28pm

    even better if it with ur boss

  • 67 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:10am

    been there done that.... plenty of times. haha

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:06pm

    HAHA this literally sounds like last night for me!! Except mine wasn't a coworker, it was his friend. I hope you feel as hungover and shitty as I do...

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:14pm

    What's with all the virgins having a problem with sexin up the coworkers? Jesus Christ! Calm down!!!

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 12:37pm

    And then text about it on a popular website so I can feel cool and get lots of thumbs up because sex drunkeness and dumbshits are what being an adult is all about. Win! Woot woot! Whatevs.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 11:47am

    Been there...Done that...

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:26am

    Try walking into a meeting where u have slept with half the coworkers n the room.

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 1:51pm

    aww iowa, i love you. sometimes when i read tfln from my area code i am almost positive they are my friends.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 2:32am

    I second that, and it's called working at Best Buy during your college years.

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 3:35pm

    Yeah. I think that automatically puts you in the "not yet an adult" category.

  • 53 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 1:02pm

    Ha ha. Gotta love it. And you're probably from davenport. Go QC.

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 3:19pm

    the drunken hook up with a coworker may be quite dangerous, but oh so fun! wearing the same skirt as the day before... definitely a tell-tale sign. realizing after a few hours in the office that you have your boss's dried spunk on your skirt.... BIG PROBLEM!

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 2:17pm

    damn still drunk at work right now, didn't have an affair with a coworker tho I loose

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:43am

    well that means i'm an adult then

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 9:05pm

    Well shit, I did this, but it was my boss. Srsly dont regret it at all. Now, when he gets drunk, I get the best txts and voicemails! :D

  • 46 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 6:06pm

    it's a "rite" of passage.

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 11:20am

    that is honestly how me and my gf met. Sex was too good for her to stay away. tho that took a bit of time and she offered me up to a few of her girl friends first. lmao, what a night, I came up stairs to get some water and one of my room mates told me to cool it cause I was making him exhausted. call it fake if you want. but it's just too fucking good to be anything but true.