it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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