How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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