Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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