Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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