I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I stole a fireplace last night.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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