when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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