Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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