white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
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filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
And then he peed in my hair
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