The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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